dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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