either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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