I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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