This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
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