the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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