Apparently you make a good broom.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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