I'm really into asian looking animals
What did we do last night that was yellow?
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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