Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
