i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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