My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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