I like my sex mixed with concussions.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
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