There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Holy sore nipples Batman
It's rum buckets o'clock
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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