He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Randomize
