He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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