Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Randomize
