i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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