I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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