Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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