I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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