when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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