it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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