So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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