Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
We need a shit load of segways right now
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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