No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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