After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
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