You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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