Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize
