I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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