I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Welp...herpes.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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