That's intense
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
you will always have a special place in my vag
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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