We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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