I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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