My sheets look like a crime scene.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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