I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
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