I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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