I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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