I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
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