return my video game
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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