weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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