It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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