so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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