is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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