I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I'm both gender and math confused
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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