yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
me + whiskey = a bad person
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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