He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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