I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I'm determined to sit on that face.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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