He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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