everyone is single if you try hard enough
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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