just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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