I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
