On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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