READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Randomize
