I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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