yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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