yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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